If a person of royalty gets a fungal infection, it's called crown molding

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I'm not a sore winner or a sore loser, I'm just sore

All of @Lady 's gfs wanting to visit but can't due to pandemic just struggling with lucyd dreaming

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all i want in life is to live in a home with a shower i can stand completely under and a bathtub deep enough to cover my knees and my tiddies at the same time

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I didn't ask how many of my girlfriends could hear my voice, I said I cast "cause horniness"

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ugh, lots of gaying to catch up on today. lots to check off of my to-gay list.

@Lady You do your cardio at the gym. I get my cardio playing the "X Gonna Give it to Ya/Call Me Maybe Mashup" on Beat Saber. We are not the same.

Nude butt! 


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Puberty 1.0 bad, 2.0 update should have been patched in sooner


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From twitter.com/urbanfriendden

instead of "sir/madam", consider "traveller"

- gender neutral
- fun to say
- acknowledges the endless journey of the soul
- makes you feel like a medieval tavernkeep
- you absolutely can't risk misgendering a wandering swordmaster

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A resting space for the wayward soul.