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Kink, Lewd, D/s, WOO 5k posts! 

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I love you all. So fucking much. More than you may ever know. But I just wanted to say thank you. For being you. And being here. And allowing me the privilege to know you.

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Vapeseller i want your biggest clouds.

My clouds are too big for you traveller.

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i wanna give big hugs.
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This is an achievable goal because I have long arms.

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Please, Mr. Pibb was my father.

Call me Xtra

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lewd 

the best part is, I had to give up my key so the new guy could open the store. Never had time to make a copy. So i cant even get into the store....Ill have to wait until he can come up there before his other job, IF hes willing.

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all bees are my nieces please be nice to them

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there's something incredibly satisfying about the abbreviation "No." for number

well i almost got to sleep in today. Might have to now work because I have no one to fill in for a sick employee today. Heh I was kinda relying on this day off but fuck it. Cant have that I guess.

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lewd and hornt 

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lewd 

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MOBSTER: [is fatally wounded in mob shootout]
MOBSTER: [beholds a raven]
MOBSTER: [to raven] so what are you supposed to be, some kinda psychopomp?
MOBSTER: [turning to other dying mobsters] check this guy out, he thinks he's a fuckin' psychopomp
DYING MOBSTERS: [blood-choked derisive laughter]
MOBSTER: my ass, fuckin' psychopomp, get outta here

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It’s just a tea time in the diner, and you are a horrible bird.

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