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i wanna give big hugs.
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This is an achievable goal because I have long arms.

"Im not actually doin that bad i just wanna be Bo Burnham"

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Ah my favorite pink floyd song "Careful with that App Eugen"

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@Aleums this made me say "jesus christ what a post" out loud before i boosted it

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Hello, I just made a post over on my Patreon page providing some updates on my plans for music in the future, given this new job of mine. Take a gander if you like

patreon.com/posts/54320458

"You know me i like to start the day with 4 to 6 hours of christian television"

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@TimMad Demilich whose skull can only be destroyed if they get absolutely roasted, just completely dunked on, insulted so hard their grandma opened the casket and went "Damn bitch, you got dunked"

My funeral had better be a goddamned roast or imma get the fuck back up and tell em to do it right

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ALL IT TAKES IS ONE TACO-BELL ANIME TO REDUCE THE SANEST MAN ALIVE TO LUNACY.

THAT'S HOW FAR THE WORLD IS FROM WHERE I AM.

JUST ONE TACO BELL ANIME.

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I'm already 80% of the way through putting my clown makeup on, I'm turning into the OmniJoker because of this

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Like ok, so it's clear: This is really fucking funny, but it's laughter born from agonizing pain, this suuuuucks

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Swiff Clown Mode Engage, Driven To Desperation by the Taco Bell Anime

"Someone stole all the DANG clouds!"

Me:
Mastodon: Hey so i know you have this person muted but we kinda thought you'd want to see their reply to this anyway? So here it is :3

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