Captain Tuttle @TimMad@iam.lydi.as

I can't believe if you rearrange the letters in followers you get flowless

@TimMad chiliiiiiii's...babyback tims.....timothy sauce..

@TimMad yes they are each a halfrack of tims

@TimMad you bow deeply to your partner, asking for their hand in this dance. Your partner, being a wooden coat rack, says nothing, but topples over on top of you when you try to pull it into a sashay with you

sweeping feels objectively better than vaccuuming

@TimMad roll a dex check to see if you pull off these sick dance moves to this ill beat

the tantalizing taboo-shattering role reversal. you, a large soft boyfriend, steal MY oversized xl twink hoodies. so wrong but god it feels so right

ACCIDENTLY SENDING A TOOT WITH THE MISSPELLING TEH IN IT AND TELEPORTING BACK TO 2010 SO HARD I GET FUCKING WHIPLASH

weird mobile corn cob

someone hug me super fuckin tight so all the anxiety squeezes out like tube toothpaste

I'm going down to the corner shop to get some snacks, they can't arrest all of us

@flowerenby yeah that's more like standing on tiptoes confusingly

@TimMad @flowerenby *suspends your account* be free

@TimMad this ain't it chief