Odds are medium I'm Lilly @flowerenby@iam.lydi.as

Great, another spambot goin' around. Reported to admins, but you probs want to block deathitself999@mastodon.cloud

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me, as my lawfully wedded wife shows me her newly constructed medieval torture device: nice rack babe

If you're a registered voter in Seattle, please consider signing this petition to add a ballot measure to bring back the corporate head tax so that Amazon will actually be required to contribute back to the city: https://www.taxamazon.net/ballot

hey, everyone who moderates a server, y'all should probably suspend @coronafakenews@mastodon.social for reasons that ought to be fairly obvious when reading their single spam post

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

also there was something super wrong with yall, its taxes

"returning things to normal" is the most depressing plotline that's always presented as the loftiest goal

Enough is Enough: **Let the strikes come back. Let the squats proliferate. Let the looting come**

"Madrid April 6, 2020. Anarchist comrades have send us a text from the Madrid Quarantine City pamphlet."

https://enoughisenough14.org/2020/04/07/let-the-strikes-come-back-let-the-squats-proliferate-let-the-looting-come/

#anarchism #bot

If you're out and about today please keep your eyes peeled for a 1997 Chevy C2500 Silverado, Oklahoma plate ETR161, it's maroon with LED lights. It was stolen last night. Please call 911 if you see it.

Boost encouraged

Hey, y'know all the computational resources being donated by regular folk to projects like folding@home to try and help fast-track research necessary for developing vaccines and treatments for covid-19?

Imagine how effective it would be to redirect all the computation of the online ad "industry" to the problem...

...and then ask why they aren't doing so.

Fuck the megacorps, fuck their boards of directors, and fuck their supporters. They give no shits.

Brb labor ugh I hate it

if you have a moment of pleasure that's counter-revolutionary

Rebellion in times of the #curfew "Capitalism and the state need crises and states of emergency to increase and strengthen their power over us. The virus is not the reason, but the trigger" https://enoughisenough14.org/2020/04/07/rebellion-in-times-of-the-curfew/ #coronavirus #Covid_19 #COVID19 #CoronaCrisis #antireport

Politicians: *cough*
Everyone:

I guess long story short I'm really apprehensive about the concept of paving your revolution with the bodies of the marginalized but that's the history of most white, neurotypical, and abled-directed social movements isn't it