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real zoomer hours 

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if you like fish so much why dont you marry one huh

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seems like a lot of men who like to fish *really* hate their wives

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not ashamed honestly who wouldn't want sapphire reading them a bedtime story while sipping tea

oh my god i just found a folder with a bunch of steven universe asmr mp3s on my phone

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nerd shit 

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Gen Z is not complicated. I played Minecraft music in the background of class and they naturally got quiet and happy. Y’all have been fuckin’ Pavlov’d by that game.

i think i've talked about it before but this thing is so fucking cool and i want one so bad hardkernel.com/shop/odroid-go/

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lightning mcqueen is caddy (cadillac daddy)

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a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. in my honest opinion, we made such a massive mistake in focusing so hard on horses.

in this presentation i will explain how we can change the kentucky derby to be more interesting.

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millennials: my bones hurt

me: *fortnite dancing like an absolute villain*

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this bitch sat in my car all summer and 3 months before that, i took it out today and it switched on with a full battery, fully functioning

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