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kojima writes two kinds of women characters: 1) women with powerful convictions who transform everyone around them 2) women who have their big tiddies out because they were genetically modified by secret government experiments to be able to breathe oxygen through their tiddies

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my tendency is white feminism because i believe that girlbosses are the real vanguard of the proletariat. that's right, i'm a marxist-leaninist

drug shitpost 

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They have learned about our secret leftist plot: Smooth Bernie

poemvember day 21 

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my phone is like an eva suit in that once it's disconnected from a power source i must find another within seconds or perish

this has been sitting in my head for 3 months as a post i just kept forgetting to post it

my phone is like an eva suit in that once it's disconnected from a power source i must find another within seconds or perish

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can't believe i was charged a $25 copay to read this sign. :blobnotlike:

trying to find cute selfies to post but my smile is so goddamn weird anytime i see myself showing teeth in a photo i want to throw up

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This Bernie guy seems pretty good. Comrade Corbyn only allows time off for jam making

@OCRbot

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@kew personally i was hooked when i barely stopped myself from falling 100 feet off a cliff after being chased by ghosts

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Shit is going down in Hong Kong. Some speak of a new Tien'anmen Square Massacre.

The battle of the Polytechnic University has reached unsee leaves of violence as fire, toxic gas and live ammo is being used against the people protesting.

People from outside are trying to force the police blocus, but it's very hard and evacuation is impossible.

Even first aiders are denied entry.

#freehongkong #polyu #hongkong

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the difference between twitter and mastodon is that on twitter people are engaging with idiots who think the Civil War was about "states' rights", whereas on mastodon we have a sophisticated debate over whether the loch ness monster has a high enough sperm count to impregnate me

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star wars is useless if finn and poe dont get to kiss by the end

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