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Cardi B is short for Cardio🅱️ascular

sorry

drug 

slugging down ayahuasca like it's water as i watch the shadows on the cave wall dance and show me the ways of the stars

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our government is absolutely and totally committed to one thing only, and that is making our completely arbitrary and stupid way of life appear immutable

spiritual enlightenment 100% speedrun

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the flintstones is actually set in the future after the anprims win

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@kew look just stick your joints in an Altiods container for like a couple days and bam mentholated weed.

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under my communism we will bring back mint juul pods

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Every time I post this, I get 50 white people complaining in my mentions about how cancel culture is terrible but really it is

white people finally being held accountable for their bad behavior and they don't like it and don't think they deserve it.

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Reminder that cancel culture is a thing white people made up to avoid being held accountable for their actions. ✨

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putting "monster hunter player" in my Okcupid profile

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I'm seeing a pattern here. Che the enjoyer of mate while shirtless

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tired of rules? tired of laws? all of them? join the liberation of the night. get rid of that pesky physics

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lol just saw an ad for "meditation for atheists" billed as "peace of mind without the woo woo stuff" i think tis funny that american atheists just melt down at the prospect of there being something bigger than them personally

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