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(on the farm commune) bro the cows aren't the only thing getting milked today...

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republicans: and with this new bill, you are designated a class c human, and your organs can be harvested without your consent if a rich person nearby needs them

democrats: *send you an email* "you won't believe what republicans have done now! pwease donate $25!"

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like i used to think that if you're vaxxed you can't infect someone else, which turned out to be untrue. and getting the shot doesn't stop it from mutating, staying the fuck away from ppl and wearing masks does. also you don't even have to get the shot with the new rules, you just have to submit to testing...i don't think all this is going to do much aside from incite more right wing nutjobs but idk

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@kew wait, does this mean i already got vaccinated without realising

i really don't have a take on the new vaccine mandates

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money beg, boosts appreciated 

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trying to imagine being into weed before like the 2010s y'all had it so fucking bad

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getting my tits replaced with wireless charging pads

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thinking about a fossbro guy i saw on here a few days ago who did a weird long schpeil about how women are like computers, and realizing that in a sense that's true because he's spent most of his life treating both with a mixture of obsession and spite which stems from thinking he is an expert on them while actually having an almost complete lack of understanding as to how they really work

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gonna ride out the girl juice euphoria all evening

life sucks most of the time except for shot day

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