find someone who loves you as much as affluent suburban white people love jeep wranglers
@kew army car! army car! army car! army car!
@whinybottom we! love! eternal war!
@kew lets sell them! in the uk too! where the roads! are significantly thinner! and everyone will hate you! twice as much!
@whinybottom oh lord that's terrible
@kew i've never seen one, but i know they're here, and someone somewhere i causing literally hours of traffic while blasting eminem
@whinybottom i'm losing my shit at the image of some skinny white boy with a buzz cut just going hard to the moms spaghetti song while cars pile up behind him
@kew Tarquin Hemmings-bottom bringing the entirety of evesham to a standstill not just because his car is ridiculous, but because he drives as if he's not on a cliff side
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