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This amazing Milk Drinks Prank application will fill up your phone with milk! Just tilt the phone and you can “drink” it all up! It is the perfect Milk Drinks Prank to play on your family and friends! Milk Drinks Prank will provide you with unlimited FREE milk whenever you want and for a lifetime! And what is milk without a good loud burp? Finish your “drink” with a very realistic burpppp...! For even more drama, Milk Drinks Prank will let you smash your glass after you finish your milk!

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can someone teach ME how to flirt now. one time this rlly cute guy who runs the counter at the university pharmacy told me i had nice eyelashes and offered me his last piece of chocolate and in response i said “this prozac is for my anxiety disorder... do you need to see a note from my therapist”

shamelessly boosting this for day crew clout

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i'm a single issue voter and that issue is whether or not you'll allow me to blow fat vape clouds until i can't feel my fingers

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if you think about it, the juul ban is just prohibition pt 2 electric boogaloo

@starwall how are you going to call off work and do epic gameing now though

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@kew
I vape that bathtub windshield washer and vodka juice and just drop over, foaming at the mouth in the middle of my buddy's garage

@mcknze ahhh ily too orb 💕💕 i hope it's happy crying

@mcknze i could never turn my owning blade upon the orb they deserve a better fate

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muh WHOLE FACE 

@CornishRepublicanArmy lucy i am the embodiment of the humble proletariat in this struggle and i demand liberation from this tyranny

i'm a single issue voter and that issue is whether or not you'll allow me to blow fat vape clouds until i can't feel my fingers

if you think about it, the juul ban is just prohibition pt 2 electric boogaloo

new terrace house babey 

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