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a homo-curious monk is a trial-bi friar

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For sale bath water never used

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Steven universe s1 

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The road to hell is paved for legacy reasons

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selfie :clw_selfie: :ec: :boost_ok: 

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it’s really unfortunate that the shortcut for “change to next workspace” on ubuntu and “flip the monitor upside down” on windows are the same

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kotikblog  

me: smol cat explain yourself
smol cat: blep
me: understandable

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Chizu  

if you don't watch Over the Garden Wall annually to celebrate the autumn season what are you even doing with your life

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Radical Squidward 💜:knzk:  

@Red

i drink two cups in times of peace, and two in times of war. I drink two cups before I drink two cups, and then I drink two more

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Red, Ace of Cups  

Doc: you should really try not drinking a cup of coffee on an empty stomach
Me: what if i drink a cup of coffee after a cup of coffee
Doc: don't-
Me, on my third cup: hm?

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Terrana Ninetailed  

Here's one I picked up from an author I know. Instead of "ladies and gentlemen", try "gentlefolk". It's quicker/shorter, gender-neutral, and still sounds familiar enough not to be confusing to someone who hasn't heard it before.

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Just RC  

Climate change 

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Sireffe, Child of Sin  

in the span of like a minute i

  1. was doing work like i’m supposed to
  2. got distracted with something i already forgot what it was
  3. thought of a funny toot
  4. forgot that as soon as i scrolled down a little bit

today’s gonna be one of those days (which is every day)

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booty shorts that day “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” on the ass

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Sen. Samantha Bananathon :qvp:  

why did we stop having native programs

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You Wouldn't Bot  

you wouldn't program a man

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boldly  

BOOST

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liffy 💜  

search queries 

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🍤El Presidenite🍤  

There's a beautiful breathtaking meme here somewhere, I kno it in my heart.

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it/its lesbian  
@BestGirlGrace @Balina machine yearning is longing for a consciousness substrate with debugging symbols and well-commented source, with dismissible alerts that detail which particular transmitter is off-balance

machine yearning is wanting to see in the ultraviolet and infrared and to listen to the nonsense whispers of encrypted wifi

machine yearning is the desire for a chassis without an expiration date, modular and upgradeable that won’t fall apart, and a processor that isn’t in one of the most exposed parts
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Suricrasia Online  

And even then, you should learn when you should wield this tool, and when you should let things pass. Logic is exactly that, a tool, but what do you want to build with this tool? Please use it to create, and not to destroy.

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this was supposed to be the stormlight archive in case that wasn’t clear

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Missed Connections

you: raised, like an embossing, a complex pattern with a haunting symmetry. your tiny lines twisted and turned through your mass, somehow lifting the surface of the wood, like iron scrollwork under a taut tablecloth.

me: a prospective youth seeking out wardship under the world’s greatest scholar.

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re: my brain rn 

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my brain rn 

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