Lyds, runescape gf ​ @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

Kid: "Mom, I gave you an invisible birthday present."
Me: "Thank you, I've never seen anything like it."

i'm not like the other girls, but i do have an identical hash value, which may result in surprising worst case behavior

My insurance and therapy bill is due by the December 4th and I can’t pay it. (I missed 2 weeks of work, so I won’t be get a pay check until next month). $85 ( 30 + 55) I also have the remainder of my bursar bill due on the 15th. I need only half of it ($150)

Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/JourneiG
Venmo: journei-g
Cashapp: $journeigr

Some people think you can't make good pizza outside of New York but if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere

Evil Bob's island can be accessed using the fairy ring code "CIS", and he is mirror dimension's opposite version of our Bob, therefore Bob the Cat is trans. It's just basic math.

hangin out with my runescape gf

@sireffe

caffeine

a lesbian cheated on her girlfriend. it was a sworded affair

lesbian-trans men pipeline but we're actually happy about it and support our trans brothers

you, a catboy: nya nya im a kitty uwu
me, a cantboy: i have severe executive dysfunction

a more recent one

introducing the new hip genre, golf slut

Stealing all silent letters from French to create a secret writing system

F402.1.15
Demon suitors
of girl.

BEN: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
LUKE: Yoda spoke of another.
BEN: Oh yeah he must’ve meant Ahsoka Tano, a fully trained warrior badass who’s alive just offscreen. She’s got two lightsabers
LUKE: That’s badass.
BEN: You only have one and you lost it

The tingly, underrated, trust-fueled intimacy of someone else doing one's makeup.

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