After careful self-assessment, I can attest that all my hugs surpass the standards defined by ISO 25377:2007. Headpats are not covered by ISO 18916:2007, but are provided at the highest standards nonetheless.

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** · Oct 22, 2019, 01:45

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**punkin pumpkin 🎃** @root@elle.systems · Oct 22, 2019, 01:45

Oct 22, 2019, 01:45

punkin pumpkin 🎃 @root@elle.systems

toast

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 22, 2019, 01:35

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 22, 2019, 01:35

Oct 22, 2019, 01:35

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

Cat pic cat eye contact

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**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** · Oct 21, 2019, 23:44

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**Little Grungewolf** @Leucrotta@awoo.space · Oct 21, 2019, 23:44

Oct 21, 2019, 23:44

Little Grungewolf @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Imagine work songs used for centuries of events and trends in worlds full of radically different cultures who regularly interact, and most people are singing incoherent mush. Like say there’s a harvest song about “spin the dragon ‘round” and it’s maybe about a specific dragon slaying incident or at some point people called scythes “dragons” based on the shape or its a dwarf drinking game that halflings adapted as an end of season thing and forgot about, and now there’s also verse in giant.

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** · Oct 21, 2019, 01:50

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**gh?st whomst Hardware** @mxsparks@vulpine.club · Oct 21, 2019, 01:50

Oct 21, 2019, 01:50

gh?st whomst Hardware @mxsparks@vulpine.club

can you imagine the dark age before online dating, back when the only way to find cute unix hacker bois in your area was by

reading the man pages

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 21, 2019, 18:32

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 21, 2019, 18:32

Oct 21, 2019, 18:32

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

replacement skate cushions: $12.50
shipping halfway across the world: $10
the look on americans faces when they see this: priceless

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 21, 2019, 18:31

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 21, 2019, 18:31

Oct 21, 2019, 18:31

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

buying something from australia and seeing the shipping price like oh how the turntables have

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** · Oct 21, 2019, 17:43

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**Sean Conlan** @sconlan@radical.town · Oct 21, 2019, 17:43

Oct 21, 2019, 17:43

Sean Conlan @sconlan@radical.town

I just received a tentacle themed mandala from @welshpixie , and it’s just the sort of non-euclidean horror I was hoping for. I feel my sanity dlipping away if I look at it too long 😳 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 23:02

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 23:02

Oct 20, 2019, 23:02

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

Hey so I've been on hrt for about a year and a half now.... When are my horns supposed to grow in?

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** · Oct 20, 2019, 21:53

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**🔪💀 MURD-IRIS UR-JAY-S 💀🔪** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Oct 20, 2019, 21:53

Oct 20, 2019, 21:53

🔪💀 MURD-IRIS UR-JAY-S 💀🔪 @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

Campaign perks include a rad enamel pin designed by our co-editor @itsnero and a lush poster by @newjackcole! And all our tiers, right down to our lowest of $5, gets your name in our Special Thanks section, testifying your love of sexy demons FOREVER.

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**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** · Jun 22, 2019, 18:12

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Jun 22, 2019, 18:12

Jun 22, 2019, 18:12

loud persistent screaming noise @ben@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.lubar.me

Sexuality in Dwarf Fortress https://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.lubar.me/sexuality-in-dwarf-fortress

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 18:17

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 18:17

Oct 20, 2019, 18:17

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

fantasynamegenerator came up with this neat original name nightvale i think i might use it. sounds like a welcoming place.

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 18:10

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 18:10

Oct 20, 2019, 18:10

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

okay so the scam is that "important people" will donate their time "consulting" and businesses(?) will pay them for their expertise except the money goes to vague nebulous charity with an undisclosed amount being withheld by the organization and possibly an undisclosed amount to the consultant

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 18:06

**🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness** @sireffe@iam.lydi.as · Oct 20, 2019, 18:06

Oct 20, 2019, 18:06

🎃Sireffe, Literal Demoness @sireffe@iam.lydi.as

received an invite for a sketchy charity started by an old friend. first of all they want "thought leaders" secondly the two example company names they give are enron and exon