Kid: "Mom, I gave you an invisible birthday present."
Me: "Thank you, I've never seen anything like it."

i'm not like the other girls, but i do have an identical hash value, which may result in surprising worst case behavior

urgent begpost 

Some people think you can't make good pizza outside of New York but if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere

Evil Bob's island can be accessed using the fairy ring code "CIS", and he is mirror dimension's opposite version of our Bob, therefore Bob the Cat is trans. It's just basic math.

bad pun please ignore 

lesbian-trans men pipeline but we're actually happy about it and support our trans brothers

you, a catboy: nya nya im a kitty uwu
me, a cantboy: i have severe executive dysfunction

Stealing all silent letters from French to create a secret writing system

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Lyds, runescape gf :osrs_rfh:'s choices:

A resting space for the wayward soul.