FYI Thanks to @erbmaster and @RAPIDPUNCHES my instance now has two new corgis. One for the unset avi and one under the posting box. More corgis to come!

lewd shitpost 

I'm only "good with computers" because i know enough of the words that they use to describe the problems they have and I've used them long enough to know what some symptoms tend to mean

it’s really unfortunate that the shortcut for “change to next workspace” on ubuntu and “flip the monitor upside down” on windows are the same

me: smol cat explain yourself
smol cat: blep
me: understandable

if you don't watch Over the Garden Wall annually to celebrate the autumn season what are you even doing with your life


i drink two cups in times of peace, and two in times of war. I drink two cups before I drink two cups, and then I drink two more

Doc: you should really try not drinking a cup of coffee on an empty stomach
Me: what if i drink a cup of coffee after a cup of coffee
Doc: don't-
Me, on my third cup: hm?

@maple that’s weird this just appears as a bunch of asterisks to me

Here's one I picked up from an author I know. Instead of "ladies and gentlemen", try "gentlefolk". It's quicker/shorter, gender-neutral, and still sounds familiar enough not to be confusing to someone who hasn't heard it before.

Climate change 

@monorail wups i meant to post that local only lmao i was kinda hoping for syntax hilighting as well but i guess i can try to make that happen even though i’d be the only one to use it lmao

in the span of like a minute i

  1. was doing work like i’m supposed to
  2. got distracted with something i already forgot what it was
  3. thought of a funny toot
  4. forgot that as soon as i scrolled down a little bit

today’s gonna be one of those days (which is every day)

booty shorts that day “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” on the ass

@Lady okay i’ll give it a shot...

hey @Starheart do you wanna be my girlfriend?

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